Augusta. 27. Texas. She/Her. 💙💜💖♌️

 

A PSA

This might make me a bad person in tumblrs eyes but I’m past the point of caring what y’all think of me


Do not message me asking me to reblog your donations post if I don’t know you. I know a lot of us are struggling right now, but I don’t have the time or energy or money to support donations posts. I absolutely will help my friends, but I’m not going to start in on supporting strangers only to have my inbox filled with tumble BS because someone turned out to be Problematic™

I’m old and tired. Get off my lawn.

Anti wolf heck collar

whatareyoureallyafraidof:

carnalreincarnated:

secondlifep:

cat-cosplay:

runningfromthecuccos:

brainfuzz:

recoil-operated:

metalcatholic:

peashooter85:

chaosroid:

littlecofiegirl:

fairygothprince:

itsmyspookyhour:

castle-engineer:

heatandapathy:

catchymemes:

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“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

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I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

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They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog 

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they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

All I see are Good Pupps. 

All I see are Fereldans trying to one up each other on their knowledge of dog breeds

A dog named Beanie wearing an anti-coyote vest

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2018/12/beanie-the-dog-coyote-vest/577540/

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^ If you live in an area with coyotes I actually recomend those

Reblog to make your puppets heckin punk AF

And then there’s this guy

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The above cat is @cat-cosplay

Please give credit!

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We’ve done functional armor too.

@carnalreincarnated @climbermedic well this went in a bunch of directions.

Splendid.

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“Cry ‘Havoc!’, and let slip the cats of war!”

(Source: catchymemes)

garrettauthor:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

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People aren’t the only ones with vivid imaginations

Further proof that literally any story trope can be AMAZING if properly executed.

“And then it all turned out to be a dream” has got to be one of the most annoying things ever, except here it’s PERFECT.

lgbt-tiktoks:

Caption: [A conversation acted out by the user @/hihosilvervibes on tiktok.

person 1: Where am I?

person2: Welcome, you’re in hell.

person 1: Is it ‘cause I’m black?

person 2: No!

person 1: (whispers) Is it ‘cause I’m gay?

person 2: What? No!

person 1: Is it ‘cause I peed in the shower that one time?

person 2: Oh my god everyone does that, shut up! You’re here because you’re actually in heaven. You get to beat up Ronald Reagan for all eternity.

person 1: (tearfully) Really?

person 2: Yeah we even got you brass knuckles that say “fuck you”, just for youz

(sniffs) Blessed be. (claps) Bring that motherfucker out its time to get started.]

My mental health has been so brittle lately that I was considering calling someone professional but I think instead I’m going to finally watch Bo Burnham’s “Inside” and just let myself shatter and see how many pieces I can fit back together

Anonymous asked

Si/siad? What kind of fucking neo pronouns bullshit

sadmemegf:

sadmemegf:

it’s literally just she/they in irish

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new gender unlocked: irish

modmad:

theslowesthnery:

thefloatingstone:

thefloatingstone:

I have a friend who is very into sumo.

Trying to casually understand sumo is a little like trying to casually understand cricket. But I more or less get the basics just from watching tournaments with her.

But the one part of sumo that will always baffle me, even AFTER it was explained, is the giant macaron…

I legit thought these were photoshoped until I sat down and saw a match myself.

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If they win a Sumo tournament they get a giant macaron.

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#sumo is actually not hard to get into my sister and I are really into it#but yeah the macaron is the best#it’s one of the trophies at the end of the main top division tournaments#idk who made it but I love seeing it be handed out#ohhh yeah no it’s from like an ex French prime minister or something like that#regardless watch sumo it’s super fun and I promise it takes like 5 min to get a basic understanding (I mean there’s more to it obv but u kno)

alekivz:
“my fave flowers are poppies, but fave animal? there’s so many good ones out there…
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alekivz:

my fave flowers are poppies, but fave animal? there’s so many good ones out there…

sabertoothwalrus:

tumblr should add polls. it would get batshit insane so quickly and I want to be here for it